Dog Tags by Breed
Every breed has its own crimes. We started with our seven English bulldogs and kept going. Pick your dog, steal a saying, put your number on the back. Not sure on size? See the size guide by breed.
English Bulldog
“I snore. It's a lifestyle.”
“Drool happens.”
French Bulldog
“Bat ears. Hears everything. Ignores it all.”
“Not a pug. Stop asking.”
Golden Retriever
“Will bring you a shoe. Not your shoe.”
“Sheds year-round. You're wearing me now.”
Labrador
“Starving. (Was fed at 6.)”
“If found, check the nearest pond.”
German Shepherd
“German shedder. Return with lint roller.”
“Not a police dog. Acts like one anyway.”
Husky
“Not lost. Escaped. Again.”
“Fence is a suggestion.”
Beagle
“Nose on. Ears off.”
“If found, I followed a smell.”
Boxer
“Boxer. Hugs with fists.”
“Wiggles so hard my whole body agrees.”
Corgi
“Short legs. Long list of demands.”
“Herds kids. Unpaid position.”
Dachshund
“Long dog. Short patience.”
“Not lost. Under a blanket.”
Doberman
“Looks scary. Scared of lizards.”
“Security system. Sleeps through burglars.”
Don't see your dog? The full sayings list works on any breed, and the builder takes your own line.