Engraved tags for the dog that thinks it's a lap dog and is wrong by about 140 pounds. These say what every stranger at the dog park is already thinking.
A Great Dane's tag lives at counter level, which means it has seen things. It gets dragged across the kitchen counter mid-heist, dunked in a water bowl the size of a kiddie pool, and swung into every door frame in the house. Drool does the rest.
Every tag is laser engraved, so the words are cut into the metal instead of painted on top. There's no ink to chip, peel or wash off.
Shake your head and redecorate the walls. The tag can take it.
A small tag on a Great Dane collar looks like a charm bracelet on a horse. Nobody can read it, including the neighbor holding your dog at 6 a.m.
Small 1 inch
$12
Puppies, for about a week.
Medium 1.5 inch
$14
Lean young Danes on a narrow collar. Gets lost on an adult.
Large 2 inch
$16
The one adult Danes wear. Readable without wrestling a dog the size of a loveseat.
Short answer: adult Great Dane, go Large.
Add $4 for stainless or brass, $6 for polished. Shapes available at the size you pick are shown in the builder, and the preview is exactly what we engrave. More breeds in the size guide by breed.
About the leaning, the counter heists, the tail and fleeing from a cat one-twentieth their size. Name and number go on the back.
Not a horse.
Stop asking.
I think I'm a
lap dog.
I'm wrong.
Counter surfer.
No counter is safe.
Tail clears
coffee tables.
On purpose.
Huge.
Scared of the cat.
Leans on you.
Means love.
Also weight.
Yes, I'm a dog.
No, you can't ride me.
Owns the couch.
You may have
the floor.
Every line above fits the tag as written. Want your own? Type it in the builder and the preview shows what fits before you pay.
We're a family in Lehi, Utah with seven English bulldogs and one very busy laser. We wrote the bulldog tags first, from experience. Seven bulldogs take up about as much couch as one Dane. We've done the math, mostly while sitting on the floor.
Questions humans ask
Still stuck? [email protected]. A human answers. The dogs supervise.
Large (2 inch). Danes wear wide collars on thick necks, so a small tag gets lost.
No. The words are laser engraved into the metal, not printed on top, so there's nothing to wash off, peel or fade.
Yes, that's the standard build. The funny saying goes on the front, and your dog's name and your phone number are engraved on the back.
Tags start at $12. Your Dane will cost considerably more, but that's between you and your grocery bill.
If we mis-engrave it, we remake it free. Tags ship USPS from Lehi, Utah in 3 to 5 days.