Engraved tags for the little gentleman in the tuxedo who snores like a chainsaw and toots like a trumpet. Our bulldogs respect the commitment.
Anyone who owns a Boston knows the routine. The tuxedo makes them look like they are headed to a wedding, and then they clear the room with one toot and fall asleep snoring on your pillow. That big round head leaves very little room for polite behavior.
A Boston never runs at one speed. It is nap, nap, nap, then thirty seconds of couch-surfing zoomies, then nap again. The tag takes all of that, so it gets laser engraved into the metal. Nothing to peel off when they skid into the coffee table.
Those bug eyes also mean a lot of face-first adventures, so the name and number go on the back where they stay readable.
Bostons are compact but sturdy, with a thick little neck. A mid-size tag reads well and stays out of the way of the zoomies.
Small 1 inch
$12
Puppies and small Bostons. Light enough for a tiny collar.
Medium 1.5 inch
$14
The one most Bostons wear. Reads easily and doesn't swing into the face.
Large 2 inch
$16
For a big, barrel-chested Boston on a wide collar. Check the fit.
Short answer: adult Boston, standard collar, go Medium.
Add $4 for stainless or brass, $6 for polished. Shapes available at the size you pick are shown in the builder, and the preview is exactly what we engrave. More breeds in the size guide by breed.
Front of the tag. About the tuxedo, the gas, the snoring and the bug eyes. Name and number go on the back.
Tuxedo on.
Manners off.
Snores like a saw.
Toots like a horn.
Formal wear.
Informal gas.
Bug eyes.
Big opinions.
If found, check
under the covers.
Not a Frenchie.
Stop asking.
Dressed for dinner.
Ate yours.
Small dog.
Full-size gas.
Sneezes loudly.
Judges silently.
Runs on zoomies
and spite.
Black tie.
Black hole stomach.
Gentleman. Mostly.
from $12Use this →Every line above fits the tag as written. Want your own? Type it in the builder and the preview shows what fits before you pay.
We're a family in Lehi, Utah with seven English bulldogs and one very busy laser. Boston Terriers and English bulldogs share a love of blankets, a snoring habit and a gas problem we will not discuss. We wrote the bulldog tags first, from experience, and the Boston lines come from friends whose tuxedo dogs sleep on their heads.
Questions humans ask
Still stuck? [email protected]. A human answers. The dogs supervise.
Medium (1.5 inch) for most adults. Small works for puppies; Large only for a big, barrel-chested Boston.
No. The text is laser engraved into the metal, so scuffing doesn't erase it.
Yes. Saying on the front, name and phone number on the back.
12 on this page. Each fits the tag as written.
Pick one joke for the front and keep it under two short lines, like Tuxedo on. Manners off. Put your dog's name and a phone number on the back. Skip anything cutesy that hides the number.
If we mis-engrave it, we remake it free. Tags ship USPS from Lehi, Utah in 3 to 5 days.