Engraved tags for the breed that snorts like a pig, sheds like a snow globe and treats a hot summer like a personal insult. A pug's face is flat, but its opinions are not.
A pug lives with its face about two inches off the ground, and the tag goes everywhere that face goes: the water bowl, the grass, the couch cushion it's trying to dig to the center of.
Ours are laser engraved. The words are cut into the metal, not painted on top, so there's no ink to fade, smear or peel off.
Fine after the fifth beach trip. The pug, less so.
Pugs are small but stocky, and most wear a wider collar than their height suggests. Too big bangs the chest every trot to the kitchen. That's every eight minutes.
Small 1 inch
$12
Puppies, and petite pugs on a narrow collar.
Medium 1.5 inch
$14
The one most adult pugs wear. Reads easily without swinging into everything.
Large 2 inch
$16
Only on a very wide collar. Otherwise it's a chest drum.
Short answer: adult pug, go Medium.
Add $4 for stainless or brass, $6 for polished. Shapes available at the size you pick are shown in the builder, and the preview is exactly what we engrave. More breeds in the size guide by breed.
About the snorting, the shedding, the curly tail and the deep spiritual commitment to food. Name and number go on the back.
Pug life.
Mostly naps.
Snorts like a pig.
Insists on pug.
Eyes up here.
Snacks down there.
Will sit for food.
Will only sit for food.
Sheds like it's
a full-time job.
Heat?
Hard pass.
Take me to AC.
Curly tail.
Straight menace.
Face: flat.
Opinions: many.
Every line above fits the tag as written. Want your own? Type it in the builder and the preview shows what fits before you pay.
We're a family in Lehi, Utah with seven English bulldogs and one very busy laser. We wrote the bulldog tags first, from experience. Flat faces, loud snores, strong feelings about food. We live with seven bulldogs, so pugs feel like cousins.
Questions humans ask
Still stuck? [email protected]. A human answers. The dogs supervise.
Medium (1.5 inch) for most adults. Puppies can start on Small. The builder previews every size before you order.
No. The words are laser engraved into the metal, not printed on top, so there's no ink to wash off.
Yes, that's the standard build. The funny saying goes on the front, and your dog's name and your phone number are engraved on the back.
Eight on this page, covering snorting, shedding, wrinkles, the curly tail and food. Browse the full list or write your own in the builder.
If we mis-engrave it, we remake it free. Tags ship USPS from Lehi, Utah in 3 to 5 days.