Dog Tag Guides

Everything we've learned putting tags on seven English bulldogs, written down so you don't have to learn it the hard way. Useful first, funny second.

What to Put on a Dog Tag (Without Wasting Precious Tag Real Estate)

Phone number, medical notes, the name debate. Here's what to put on a dog tag, what to skip, and how to make it funny without making it useless.

Dog Tag Size Guide by Breed: Pick the Right Fit (Then Pick the Right Insult)

Small, medium, or large? Our breed-by-breed dog tag size guide helps you pick the right fit, from Chihuahuas to bulldogs to giants. Engraved with sass.

Stainless vs Aluminum vs Brass Dog Tags: An Honest Guide From a House With Seven Bulldogs

Stainless, aluminum, or brass? A salty, honest guide to dog tag metals: durability, weight, engraving, and which survives Florida salt air and slobber.

Do Dog Tags Wear Off? Engraving vs. Printing, and What Actually Lasts

Do dog tags wear off? How engraving, printing, and stamping hold up to sand, salt water, concrete, and bulldogs who drag their chins everywhere.

Gifts for Bulldog Owners: Ideas From a House With Seven of Them

Gift ideas for bulldog owners from a family with seven English bulldogs: cooling gear, wrinkle care, snore survival, and funny engraved tags.

Dog Birthday Ideas (From a House With Seven Bulldogs and Zero Chill)

Dog birthday ideas from a family with seven English bulldogs: dog-safe cakes, party plans, beach days, gifts, and how to skip the chaos.