Show us the dog. We'll write the tag.
Free roast from one photo and a name, then we put the best line on a personalized, laser-engraved tag. Made by a family with seven English bulldogs, who have opinions.
Example match 18+
Whisky is a 94% match
Bulldog Promise: we misengrave it, we remake it free.
The sayings
Ninety-some lines, field-tested on seven bulldogs. Tap one to load it into the builder, then make it funnier. We won't be offended. Much.
Tag builder · no art degree required
The saying goes on the front. The name and your number go on the back. What you see is what we engrave.
$12 per tag, both sides engraved
Ships in 3–5 days · Free remake if we mess it up
New · stainless only
The laser grows the color into the stainless. It's not paint, it's the metal itself. Photos go on polished stainless in grayscale; we email a proof before we burn.
From $36
The mockup shows three colors. In the builder you pick one per tag.
Add laser colorHow it works
No account, no password, no subscription. Just a tag, in the mail, with your number on it.
Pick a saying or write your own, add the name and number, choose a finish.
Card or Apple Pay on Clover's secure checkout, the same company that runs our card readers. No account, no password.
Engraved in our shop, checked against your order, and photographed before it goes in the envelope.
USPS, usually 3 to 5 days after payment. Or pick it up free at the Thirsty Beaches trailer and get a drink while you're there.
Checkout
Pay by card on Clover's secure page. We start engraving the moment it clears, and you get a receipt by email.
Questions humans ask
Still stuck? [email protected]. A human answers. The dogs supervise.
When you send the order you go straight to Clover's secure payment page, from the same company that runs our card readers. Pay by card or Apple Pay. We never see your card number.
Most orders ship USPS from Lehi, Utah within 3 to 5 days of payment, and the West gets them fast. Event season at the trailer can add a day or two. If you have a deadline, say so in the notes and we'll tell you straight.
Engraved means it's custom to you, so no returns on custom tags. If we made a mistake, or the engraving isn't right, send a photo and we remake it free.
Three things, in writing. If we mis-engrave your tag, we remake it free. If your dog chews it or loses it, the first replacement is $5 flat. And before your tag ships, we send you a photo of the exact tag, so there are no surprises. That's the whole promise. No fine print hiding behind it. We have seven bulldogs, so we know what happens to tags.
Yes, and please do. Up to three lines on the front, 24 characters each. The name and number go on the back. The preview shows exactly what fits. If it's too long we'll email you before we engrave.
No. It's cut into the metal, not printed on top. The colored tags are anodized aluminum, so the laser removes the color and exposes bright silver underneath. Stainless and brass get a deep dark mark. Our own dogs have worn these through salt water, sand and whatever is in the yard.
Yes, on polished stainless. Upload a clear, well-lit photo and we engrave it in grayscale on the front; the name and number still go on the back. We email you a proof before we touch the laser, because a bad photo makes a bad tag and we'd rather tell you first.
Our laser can mark color directly into stainless steel, no ink or paint. The color is grown into the steel by the laser; it's not a coating, so it wears like the engraving does. It's new, so we recommend it on the back and off anything that takes a beating.
Yes. The 1.2" round or the heart sit fine on a cat collar. The cat will still not wear it, but that's between you and the cat.
Separate thing, same family. We breed English bulldogs occasionally. Email us if you're interested and we'll talk. Tags ship to anyone; puppies don't.
The management
We didn't start a dog tag company because we're crafty. We started it because we have seven bulldogs, they kept losing tags, and the boring ones at the pet store cost more than a decent lunch.
We also breed English bulldogs. Litters are occasional and the waiting list is real. If you're looking for one, email us and tell us about your home. We ask a lot of questions. The dogs would want us to.
Show us
Post your dog wearing the tag and tag us, or email the photo. Every month we pick one and that dog gets the next tag free. Bulldogs are not favored. Okay, slightly.
Psst. There are other ways to win on this page. One of them is running around it right now.