Engraved tags for a dog that looks like private security and acts like a 90-pound lap dog. A funny tag tells strangers the truth before they cross the street.
A doberman's tag takes a beating from sprints, roughhousing and the constant leaning on human legs. Short coats mean the tag is always out in the open, too.
Our text is laser-cut into the metal, not printed on top, so there's nothing to rub off.
Looks tough. Tag is tougher.
Dobermans are tall and lean with long necks. A large tag reads well and suits the frame.
Small 1 inch
$12
Puppies only.
Medium 1.5 inch
$14
Fine on a young dog or a narrow collar.
Large 2 inch
$16
The one most adult dobermans wear. Clean, readable, room for the joke.
Short answer: adult doberman, standard collar, go Large.
Add $4 for stainless or brass, $6 for polished. Shapes available at the size you pick are shown in the builder, and the preview is exactly what we engrave. More breeds in the size guide by breed.
Front of the tag. About the tough look and the soft heart. Name and number on the back.
Looks scary.
Scared of lizards.
Security system.
Sleeps through burglars.
Intimidating.
Until I lean on you.
Guard dog.
Guards the couch.
Ninety pounds.
Lap dog.
Not up for debate.
It's 80 degrees.
I'm freezing.
Mailman's
worst nightmare.
Mom's baby.
Personal space?
Never heard of it.
Every line above fits the tag as written. Want your own? Type it in the builder and the preview shows what fits before you pay.
We're a family in Lehi, Utah with seven English bulldogs and one very busy laser. We wrote the bulldog tags first, from experience. Dobermans and bulldogs both get judged by their looks. The doberman lines come from owners tired of people crossing the street.
Questions humans ask
Still stuck? [email protected]. A human answers. The dogs supervise.
Large (2 inch) for most adults. Medium for puppies or a narrow collar.
No. The text is laser engraved into the metal, so scuffs don't erase it.
Yes. Saying on the front, name and phone number on the back.
Eight on this page, about the tough look and the lap-dog reality. Each fits the tag as written.
If we mis-engrave it, we remake it free. Tags ship USPS from Lehi, Utah in 3 to 5 days.