Funny Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Dog Tags

Engraved tags for the lap barnacle with the pleading eyes and no prey drive whatsoever. A Cavalier will welcome the burglar and show him the good silver.

Close-up of a laser-engraved dog tag: polished stainless bone with a paw cut-out, engraved WHISKY and a phone number
Whisky's actual tag. He's a bulldog, but the laser doesn't care what breed you are.
  • From $12 a tag both sides engraved
  • Ships in 3–5 days USPS from Utah
  • Free remake if we mis-engrave

Built for the softest dog in the room

A Cavalier has one setting, and it is love. They have no prey drive, no guard instinct and no shame about climbing onto the stranger who just came to fix the dishwasher. If you sit down, a Cavalier is already on you, and it will stay there until you need to stand.

Those pleading eyes work on everyone, and you will lose every staring contest at dinner. They are also people-pleasers who follow you from room to room, so the tag spends its day jingling right behind you.

A Cavalier's silky ears also drag through the water bowl, so a tag that holds up to drool and dinner is a real need. Ours is laser engraved into the metal, so it stays readable.

How engraving holds up →

Which size fits a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel

Cavaliers are small but sturdy, with a silky coat and big ears. A mid-size tag reads well without tangling in the fringe.

Short answer: adult Cavalier, standard collar, go Medium.

Add $4 for stainless or brass, $6 for polished. Shapes available at the size you pick are shown in the builder, and the preview is exactly what we engrave. More breeds in the size guide by breed.

See sizes and finishes in the builder →

12 Cavalier sayings for lap barnacles with pleading eyes

Front of the tag. About the eyes, the lap and the love of everyone. Name and number go on the back.

Every line above fits the tag as written. Want your own? Type it in the builder and the preview shows what fits before you pay.

Made by a house with seven bulldogs

We're a family in Lehi, Utah with seven English bulldogs and one very busy laser. Cavaliers and English bulldogs share a belief that every lap is theirs by right. We wrote the bulldog tags first, from experience, and the Cavalier lines come from friends whose spaniels will climb onto any visitor within thirty seconds.

Questions humans ask

Cavalier tag FAQ

Still stuck? [email protected]. A human answers. The dogs supervise.

What size dog tag is best for a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel?

Medium (1.5 inch) for most adults. Small works for puppies; Large only on a wide collar.

Will mud, drool and rough play wear off the engraving?

No. The text is laser engraved into the metal, so scuffing doesn't erase it.

Can I put my Cavalier's name and my phone number on the tag?

Yes. Saying on the front, name and phone number on the back.

Do you have sayings written specifically for Cavaliers?

12 on this page. Each fits the tag as written.

What should I put on a Cavalier's tag?

One joke for the front, two short lines at most, like Lap barnacle. Remove with snacks. Put your dog's name and a phone number on the back. A Cavalier will go home with anyone, so the number is the whole point.

What happens if the engraving comes out wrong?

If we mis-engrave it, we remake it free. Tags ship USPS from Lehi, Utah in 3 to 5 days.