Engraved tags for the breed that's smarter than you and knows it. These say what your poodle is already thinking about you.
Humid air is wet enough to ruin a blowout, and a poodle gets a blowout most weeks. Add pool splashes, salt air and a bath at every groomer visit, and a printed tag doesn't stand a chance.
We cut the words into the metal with a laser. There's no ink on top to fade, peel or wash off.
The curls may frizz. The tag won't.
"Poodle" covers a lot of ground: the toy who fits in a tote bag, the miniature who runs the household, the standard who could reach the counter if they bothered.
Small 1 inch
$12
Toys, on a slim collar.
Medium 1.5 inch
$14
Miniatures. Size up if the curls keep swallowing it.
Large 2 inch
$16
Standards. A wider collar carries a bigger tag that won't get lost in the coat.
Short answer: toy go Small, miniature go Medium, standard go Large.
Add $4 for stainless or brass, $6 for polished. Shapes available at the size you pick are shown in the builder, and the preview is exactly what we engrave. More breeds in the size guide by breed.
Bred to fetch ducks from cold water, somehow ended up with pom-poms and a standing appointment. Name and number go on the back.
Hypoallergenic.
Allergic to rules.
Second smartest breed.
Still outsmarts you.
Technically German.
Still judging you in French.
Fresh from the groomer.
Do not touch.
Pom-poms are a choice.
Not mine.
Humidity.
Ruined my blowout.
Bred to fetch ducks.
Now fetches compliments.
Toy poodle.
Big opinions.
Bigger hair.
Every line above fits the tag as written. Want your own? Type it in the builder and the preview shows what fits before you pay.
We're a family in Lehi, Utah with seven English bulldogs and one very busy laser. We wrote the bulldog tags first, from experience. Our bulldogs have never been called the smartest in the room. The poodle lines come from friends whose dogs remind them daily.
Questions humans ask
Still stuck? [email protected]. A human answers. The dogs supervise.
It depends on which poodle. Toys do best with Small, miniatures with Medium, standards with Large. Size up if the curls keep swallowing it.
No. The words are laser engraved into the metal, not printed on the surface, so there's no ink to wash off or fade.
Yes, that's the standard build. The funny saying goes on the front, and your dog's name and your phone number are engraved on the back.
Eight on this page, covering the brains, the haircuts, the "hypoallergenic" label and the French-but-actually-German thing. Or write your own in the builder.
If we mis-engrave it, we remake it free. Tags ship USPS from Lehi, Utah in 3 to 5 days.