Engraved tags for the 100-pound lap dog who sheds a second dog every week and falls apart if you ignore him. Our bulldogs lean on you too, so we get it.
A Bernese is a 100-pound dog who truly believes he is a lap dog. He will lean on your legs, sit on your feet and lie across the doorway so you cannot leave without stepping over him. If you ignore him for ten minutes, he will sigh like you ended the relationship.
The shedding is its own chapter. A Bernese sheds a second dog every week, and the fur ends up in the soup. Owners just call it seasoning. The drool comes in a close second, and the tag takes all of it, so we laser engrave the text into the metal.
Berners also love cold weather and hate warm days, and they are not marathon runners. A tag that stays readable on a thick tricolor ruff is the job.
Berners are big, with a thick mane that swallows small tags. Go larger so the tag still shows through the fur.
Small 1 inch
$12
Puppies only. Gets lost in the ruff within a week.
Medium 1.5 inch
$14
Fine for a young Berner. Can still hide in the mane.
Large 2 inch
$16
The one most adult Berners wear. Shows through the thick coat.
Short answer: adult Bernese, go Large.
Add $4 for stainless or brass, $6 for polished. Shapes available at the size you pick are shown in the builder, and the preview is exactly what we engrave. More breeds in the size guide by breed.
Front of the tag. About the size, the shedding and the need for attention. Name and number go on the back.
100 lbs.
Still a lap dog.
Sheds a second dog
every week.
Ignore me and
I will wilt.
Big heart.
Short life. Hug me.
Leans on you.
Moving is optional.
Drools in 3 colors.
from $12Use this →Mountain dog.
Hates the heat.
Tricolor. Zero
vacuum respect.
Will carry your cart.
Won't move over.
Gentle giant.
Giant shedder.
Sits on feet.
Please stay put.
Fur is a
food group.
Every line above fits the tag as written. Want your own? Type it in the builder and the preview shows what fits before you pay.
We're a family in Lehi, Utah with seven English bulldogs and one very busy laser. Berners and English bulldogs agree that the best place for a dog is on top of a human. We wrote the bulldog tags first, from experience, and the Bernese lines come from friends whose giant dogs sit on their feet while they cook.
Questions humans ask
Still stuck? [email protected]. A human answers. The dogs supervise.
Large (2 inch) for most adults, since the thick mane hides smaller tags. Medium is fine for young Berners.
No. The text is laser engraved into the metal, so scuffing doesn't erase it.
Yes. Saying on the front, name and phone number on the back.
12 on this page. Each fits the tag as written.
One joke for the front, two short lines at most, like 100 lbs. Still a lap dog. Put your dog's name and a phone number on the back. Go Large so it shows through the mane.
If we mis-engrave it, we remake it free. Tags ship USPS from Lehi, Utah in 3 to 5 days.