Engraved tags for a dog that weighs less than a pineapple and yells like it pays the mortgage. Our funny chihuahua tags say what your dog is already screaming at the mailman, just quieter.
A chihuahua's tag gets rattled by nonstop shivering, rage-trembling at the neighbor's Lab, and the occasional zoomie under the couch. Add humidity, beach air and a spilled water bowl, and printed tags don't stand a chance.
We cut the words into the metal with a laser, so there's no ink to fade, peel or wash off.
Your dog will wear out its patience long before it wears out the tag.
Size the tag to the neck, not the ego. On a four-pound chihuahua a big tag swings like a wrecking ball and drags the collar down.
Small 1 inch
$12
The one most chihuahuas wear. Light, readable, and it won't turn your dog into a wind chime.
Medium 1.5 inch
$14
Only for a bigger chihuahua on a wider collar. Check it doesn't clank the food bowl.
Large 2 inch
$16
Save it for dogs that can lift their own heads.
Short answer: adult chihuahua, go Small.
Add $4 for stainless or brass, $6 for polished. Shapes available at the size you pick are shown in the builder, and the preview is exactly what we engrave. More breeds in the size guide by breed.
Front of the tag. About the ankle-biting, the purse-riding, the shaking and the deep, personal hatred of everyone who isn't Mom. Name and number go on the back.
Tiny.
Not sorry.
Fits in a purse.
Runs the house.
Shaking. Not scared.
Just furious.
Five pounds.
All opinions.
Will fight your
big dog.
Please stop me.
Bites ankles.
Can't reach higher.
Hates everyone.
Except mom.
Cold in Florida.
In July.
Every line above fits the tag as written. Want your own? Type it in the builder and the preview shows what fits before you pay.
We're a family in Lehi, Utah with seven English bulldogs and one very busy laser. We wrote the bulldog tags first, from experience. Our bulldogs outweigh a chihuahua about ten to one and still lose every argument with one at the dog park. These lines are for the winners.
Questions humans ask
Still stuck? [email protected]. A human answers. The dogs supervise.
Small (1 inch, $12). A light tag sits flat on a tiny neck and won't pull the collar down.
A heavy one might. That's why we recommend the small tag for small dogs. It's lighter and quieter, and less likely to clank against the food bowl and start a war.
Yes, that's the standard build. The funny saying goes on the front, and your dog's name and your phone number are engraved on the back.
No. The words are laser engraved into the metal, not printed on top, so there's nothing to fade or wash off.
If we mis-engrave it, we remake it free. Tags ship USPS from Lehi, Utah in 3 to 5 days.