Engraved tags for the dog who herds your children, your guests and your vacuum. An Aussie with no job will invent one, and you will not like it.
Every Aussie owner has the same story. You took a long hike, you threw the ball for an hour, and the dog still stands at the door asking what is next. They were bred to work cattle all day, so a quiet Sunday looks to them like unemployment.
An Aussie with nothing to do will find a job. Herding the kids into one room is the classic, and the heel nips are meant kindly. The dog also follows you to the bathroom, the garage and the mailbox, because the one job they truly love is being your shadow.
That means a tag that gets dragged through brush, mud and kid pile-ups. Our text is laser engraved into the metal, so nothing wears off.
Aussies are medium-sized, athletic and fluffy. A mid-size tag reads well on the collar without catching on brush.
Small 1 inch
$12
Mini Aussies and puppies. Can hide in the ruff.
Medium 1.5 inch
$14
The one most full-size Aussies wear. Reads easily and stays put.
Large 2 inch
$16
For a big male on a wide collar. Check that it doesn't catch on brush.
Short answer: adult Aussie, standard collar, go Medium.
Add $4 for stainless or brass, $6 for polished. Shapes available at the size you pick are shown in the builder, and the preview is exactly what we engrave. More breeds in the size guide by breed.
Front of the tag. About the herding, the job hunt and the velcro. Name and number go on the back.
Herds kids.
Unpaid. Unstoppable.
Needs a job.
Made up my own.
Velcro dog.
Bathroom included.
Not lost. Herding
the neighbors.
Two blue eyes.
Zero chill.
Walked 5 miles.
Still not tired.
Nips heels.
Means well.
Bored Aussie.
Hide your shoes.
Tail? What tail?
from $12Use this →Merle all over
your couch.
Will herd you
to the kitchen.
Smart enough
to open the door.
Every line above fits the tag as written. Want your own? Type it in the builder and the preview shows what fits before you pay.
We're a family in Lehi, Utah with seven English bulldogs and one very busy laser. Aussies and English bulldogs agree on exactly nothing, except that you should never leave either one alone with a sandwich. We wrote the bulldog tags first, from experience, and the Aussie lines come from friends whose dogs herd our bulldogs, who refuse to be herded.
Questions humans ask
Still stuck? [email protected]. A human answers. The dogs supervise.
Medium (1.5 inch) for most adults. Small works for Mini Aussies and puppies; Large only on a wide collar.
No. The text is laser engraved into the metal, so scuffing doesn't erase it.
Yes. Saying on the front, name and phone number on the back.
12 on this page. Each fits the tag as written.
One joke for the front, two short lines at most, like Herds kids. Unpaid. Unstoppable. Put your dog's name and a phone number on the back. Aussies are escape artists, so the number matters more than the joke.
If we mis-engrave it, we remake it free. Tags ship USPS from Lehi, Utah in 3 to 5 days.